Saturday 22 April 2017

Categories Of Boyfriends; The Good, The Bad, The Weird! - Which Are You?



You may think you’re the most amazing boyfriend yet in the history of boyfriends  but wait.. Does your partner agree with that? Does she even see the A in you not to mention the M-A-Z-I-N-G??  and you are there hyping yourself! Lolz (sorry is your name).

There’s a good chance your partner may have a long list of things that you could do to improve the way you treat them or the way you communicate. Yeah, you may not want to hear from your partner ways you could be a better boyfriend. I totally get!. That kind of stunt is quite embarrassing and degrading. Sure you recognize certain qualities in yourself that make your partner drunk in love with you and other crazy qualities that may be hard to handle, annoying, crazy or even breakup-worthy. 

Some types of boyfriends the type that no girl wants but can't seem to avoid. And some are the type that every girl wants... Atleast just pass one night with..*wink*
Which type of boyfriend are you?
Ready to discover the truth?

THE BAD GUYZ

HEART BREAKERS!!
This are the guyz that doesn't treat his girlfriend the way she deserves to be treated and tends to go after girls with low self-confidence because, honestly, he couldn't get any other girls.
He does many things to her including some or all of the below:
Cheating - He does it over and over knowing she will take him back.
Lying - He hasn't told her the truth in their whole relationship!!
Abusing - Either mentally or physically making her feel bad and sad.
Using - He uses her for what she can offer him and almost expects it in a way.
Not Meeting Her Needs - He doesn't pay attention to her needs, likes, or wants, both inside the bedroom and outside...she doesn't get any of that from him because he doesn't care enough to learn how to provide for her needs.
This type of boyfriend is the lowest of all boyfriends, and if you are this guy then you need to understand that she will eventually get her guardian angle soon enough and dump your sorry ass! Fuck boy!


•THE SPERM DONOR!

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Popularly known as BABA FOR THE GIRLS!
This boyfriend does well when it comes to getting women pregnant; ladies who have never had children would be blessed once he touches them. It is all about touching lives really.
You would have to worry about finding a remedy for his lustful desires if not ladies would keep dumping babies at your doorstep every nine months.


•THE INSATIABLE BOYFRIEND.

It's just impossible to satisfy this guys. No matter how hard you try, you will never be enough for him.
He would always talk about his need for a woman in his life. Even while you are trying to be the ideal woman for him, he would croon about new qualities he hopes to see in a woman and how depressed he is about finding that one woman.
There is nothing you do to please this boyfriend..


•LORD OF THE RING.

It is risky having a boyfriend like this; he makes you feel comfortable with him that you start having the prospect of marriage with him. He would cater to your needs and assume responsibility for you; people around would tag you as his wife but he would never pop the question. (will you marry me?.. Tah!! He will never ask)
You may end up dating him for eleven years and never know the way forward. He may put a ring on your finger at some point and turn you to "lord in the ring".(jenifa's diary English thing. Lolz!) spoil your business in town... Bad market  Lol


•THE JERK.

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This boyfriend may have moments of sweetness, but overall he’s thought of as a jerk. Your partner’s friends may hate you, and your mean comments may lead to giant fights, but you just don’t care. If you find yourself stiffing the waitress, insulting those around you, or making your partner cry regularly, you may have jerk boyfriend tendencies. The jerk typically tries to control his partner by putting them down, being manipulative, or just yelling until he gets his way. It’s time to stop being a jerk. Intentionally make an effort to put your partner and those around you first, and you’ll notice a giant difference in the way you treat others.


THE GOOD GUYZ.


Also known as the bore or the clinger, the nice guy comes across as the perfect, doting boyfriend. You surprise your partner with flowers, always let him or her pick the movie, and spend time with his or her friends and family. While the nice guy may truly be a nice guy, this sort of boyfriend tends to cling on to relationships to the extent that they lose their own life, passions, and personality to become someone their partner likes.
This sort of boyfriend can get boring fast and is typically thought to have no backbone or personality. While it’s great to be a nice guy, make sure that you don’t get into a relationship where you take on the role of a pushover. Take time for yourself, and spend time with your friends. Not only will it make your partner respect you, but you’ll feel better about your self too.




•THE FAITHFUL BOYFRIEND.

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He is every girl’s dream; he is attractive and has a trail of ladies chasing him. Despite this, he is focused and does not fool around with other girls. He may flaunt you occasionally as his bae but that is all that there is about it... His type is super rare.. If you have one, you better hold on tight!! (Snatchers are real oo).

•INSTAGRAM BOYFRIEND.

He has 4890 friends on Facebook 4800 are girls. 10 million followers on Instagram where he get 7 million likes for each photo . He's weekly DM is like Facebook notifications when you don't log in for 5 years!
Having a social boyfriend means you are not the only one dating him. He is like a community boyfriend with uses that extend to every tom, dick and harry.
He is quick to lend support to a damsel in distress; he could be useful to everyone in the community except you. When you complain about him, everyone thinks you are being too demanding as he is perfect for you already.


•NATIONAL CAKE BOYFRIEND.

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This boyfriend is well loved by every woman in the society; it would take extra effort trying to hold him down as he is seen as a commercially valuable entity. He has prospects when it comes to engaging women and they sure have a good time around him.


•CODED GUY.

People around feel he has a girlfriend but no one knows who she is. He would never put you up on his dp as his girlfriend and would never take an incriminating selfie with you. He is too coded to be caught off guard when it comes to women. He has the potential to be a player because no one knows his affairs yet he is highly respected. He avoids scandals and has a good profile.


THE WEIRD GUYZ


•WISH IT WORK OUT WELL BOYFRIEND.

amvc type!

At first, The guy seems like he has all the qualities you’d want in a guy. Smart. Handsome. Cute. Sweet. Sexy n Hot. AMVC Award–winning... He will seem like everything!! Then you find out he has one bad habit that you just can’t stand, and it’s all over.

THE ALWAYS BUSY BOYFRIEND

busy body!!!
He’s the guy who’s all classy, charming, presentable, cute, and... Here we go again.. He's totally  cocky and smoldering!.
Unfortunately, The busy body guy loses his allure as soon as you realize that he’s more interested in touring with The Boss n takes his office as the best suite in the world to  pass the night. Rather than working on your relationship.

BACK TO FRIEND ZONE COMMUNITY BOYFRIEND.

friend zone.
The is the friend who becomes something more. And for a while, it’s really fun. He’s the one you look back on and can’t quite remember why it didn’t work out. You think about calling him up every now and then, but always talk yourself out of it. For a while, you might even forget about him. Then all of a sudden, “P- SQUARE” will start screaming loud on the radio, you’ll hear that bass line, P- square is back again!!! and oops! it’ll all come rushing back.



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